Thursday, 2 March 2017

Life Is Far Too Serious

According to the latest study, life is "far too serious".

"People should stop worrying about the price of eggs," said Dr Freerange-Eggfarmer of Quibble & Gripe, advisors to anyone who'll employ them. "Instead of worrying about Twixit and Ronald Strump, they should let their hares out for a cheeky moonlit frolic - while always ensuring they have enough eggs in the cupboard to bake that last-minute birthday cake."


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